i'm a hard-core Pirate. Yar.

did i mention that i recently ate gunpowder to impress a chick? okay, it was a few weeks ago, but i wasn't even drunk (yet, the drunking came later) but she WAS impressed! (okay, what does it say about me that i would do THAT to impress a chick? what does that say about HER that she would be impressed?)

we were talking about pirates (yar) and she mentioned this one woman pirate that would make her crew drink drinks with gunpowder in them. and i'm like "i've eaten gunpowder before..." so i got out my priming flask, poured about a Brown Bess pan's worth of powder in the palm of my hand, and licked it up. and i lived to tell the tale.

yar.